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Grey hair is hereditary …

Grey hair is hereditary. We get it from our children ecard

Sometimes I drink water …

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

I don’t suffer from stress …

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a giver ecard

I used to care …

I used to care but now I have a pill for that ecard

Replace one word in a movie title with “Beer”

Honk …

Honk if you want to see my finger ecard

She’s off her meds …

She's off her meds. You can tell by her Facebook posts ecard

I’d prefer a job where I am politely ignored …

I'd prefer a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices with unlimited Internet access, cupcakes and coffee ecard

I wonder …

I wonder what normal people think about?

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