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My resume …

I’m guessing that whoever decided to call it ‘common sense’ …

Thank you Facebook friends for posting your political beliefs …

I just stole Santa’s naughty list …

Dear Santa, for Christmas I want a fat bank account and a thin body …

Who was your teen idol growing up?

Name a song you could listen on repeat forever

Add in bed to a movie title

Describe your ex using only movie titles