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There’s nothing quite as painful …

There's nothing quite as painful as suppressing a much needed eye roll ecard

When old people say ‘be patient’ …

When old people say 'be patient' what they mean is 'suck it up' ecard

I’m not old …

I'm not old. I've just been young for a very long time ecard

I’ve got 99 problems …

I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head ecard

Can I call you back …

Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? ecard

Hating people takes too much energy …

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead ecard

If one door closes and another one opens …

If one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted ecard

Oh, I didn’t tell you?

Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business ecard

To Do List:

To Do List: 1. Buy a sword 2. Name it kindness 3. Kill people with kindness

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