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I learn something new every day …

I learn something new every day. And forget five other things forever ecard

I saw your phone …

I saw your phone. Who the hell is Amber Alert? ecard

The golden rule in my house …

The golden rule in my house is if it's funny then you're not in trouble ecard

You know what rhymes with Friday?

You know what rhymes with Friday? Vodka ecard

I don’t care how small that spider is …

I don't care how small that spider is. I want it dead ecard

Few people understand …

Few people understand how much work it takes to be such a hot mess ecard

Total BS breakup lines

Total BS breakup lines

I’m having the kind of day at work …

I'm having the kind of day at work where I fear that I am a flight risk ecard

Today I am as useless as …

Today I am as useless as the g in lasagna ecard

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