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Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel …

Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel. But that would only make more laundry for me ecard

That urge you get, to write ‘No one gives a shit’ on someone’s status

That urge you get, to write 'No one gives a shit' on someone's status ecard

My boss told me I should dress for the job …

My boss told me I should dress for the job. What does a stay-at-home billionaire wear? ecard

If I was a bird …

If I was a bird, I know who I'd aim for ecard

I do many things well …

I do many things well. None of which generate income ecard

Just did a Tupperware inventory …

Just did a Tupperware inventory. 17 round containers and 2 square lids ecard

Didn’t sleep much …

Didn't sleep much, but I got a few solid hours of worrying done ecard

Some days I wish I had a crappy education …

Some days I wish I had a crappy education so that your grammar wouldn't bother me so much ecard

I used to be able to pull all-nighters …

I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers ecard

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