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My liquid diet is going beautifully …

My liquid diet is going beautifully. After 5 glasses of wine, I no longer care how fat I am ecard

Better to have loved and divorced …

Better to have loved and divorced than to be stuck with an idiot forever ecard

Am I the only one who calculates …

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed? ecard

You’re just a little bundle of bitch today, aren’t you?

You're just a little bundle of bitch today, aren't you? ecard

Coffee isn’t just a drink …

Coffee isn't just a drink. It's a cup of sanity ecard

Of course size matters …

Of course size matters. Nobody wants a small cup of coffee ecard

We’ve been friends for so long …

We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence ecard

Do you believe in love at first sight …

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ecard

This charade of being …

This charade of being a responsible adult has gone long enough ecard

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