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My scale is trying to make me feel fat again …

My scale is trying to make me feel fat again. That jealous, lying whore ecard

I am not responsible for …

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk ecard

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty ecard

I look both ways before crossing a one way street …

I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That's how little faith I have left in humanity ecard

But I don’t want to get up …

But I don't want to get up and be an adult today ecard

You my friend …

You my friend, should have been swallowed ecard

Well that’s a level of incompetent …

Well that's a level of incompetent we've not seen before ecard

Congratulations. You have been in the room for ten seconds and …

Congratulations. You have been in the room for ten seconds and already annoyed me three times ecard

I don’t want to leave my house …

I don't want to leave my house. Everyone is so stupid out there ecard

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