It is quite impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time
Do you ever get second hand embarrassment so badly from a book you’re reading or a show you’re watching that you have to cover your eyes for a minute?
You discover a bruise, and the first thing you do is think ‘How did I get this?’ The second thing you do? Poke it
You would think that after this many years of sleeping, I would know of a comfortable place to put my arms
