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and yet despite the look on my face, you’re still talking …

If you can’t remember my name …

You say ‘crazy cat lady’ like it’s a bad thing

I love your outfit. Did it come with a pole?

I’m outdoorsy in that …

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Just because I am awake …

When someone asks me what I did over the weekend …

That confusing moment when you wake up from a nap and don’t know what day it is