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Make yourself at home!

Answering your cell when …

I still think 1990 …

There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else

If you can finish your shampoo bottle at the same time as your conditioner, you are truly gifted

I like to party …

Next time someone asks you how much you weigh …

Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with

I’d rather buy new tupperware then …