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Woke up and spun …

woke up and spun the wheel of attitude today yup it landed on bitch again ecard

The best murder weapon would be …

the best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it ecard

If I could give naps for presents …

if i could give naps for presents i would and everyone would love me ecard

My secret talent is …

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything ecard

I haven’t even gone to bed yet …

i havent even gone to bed yet and i already cant wait to get home from work tomorrow ecard

Told my wife I wanted …

told my wife i wanted to be cremated she made me an appointment for tuesday ecard

I hate when I write a sarcastic Facebook status …

i hate when i write a sarcastic facebook status and someone who doesn't speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin it ecard

Dusted once …

dusted once it came back not falling for that again ecard

You don’t realize how many …

you dont realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby ecard

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