ecard

You can’t drink all day if …

One day, I will open a bar just for mothers …

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge …

If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you …

Happiness is …

Let me break this down for you in case you’re new here …

I love sarcasm …

So it’s okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed …

I am convinced that every time a sock goes missing …