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Someone needs to develop a social network …

Someone needs to develop a social network for people who can't spell and have no concept of grammar. They can call it 'Fasebuk' ecard meme

Just remember if we get caught …

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English ecard

Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you …

Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but rather the fake friend that hugs you ecard

I’m worried that if I give up smoking …

I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering ecard

I have great taste …

I have great taste. I just don't have the money to prove it ecard

Let’s take a moment to discuss …

Let's take a moment to discuss how making me angry means you'll have a bad day ecard

I was supposed to go to anger management classes …

I was supposed to go to anger management classes but those people just piss me off ecard

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face …

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream ecard

Whenever I’m having a bad day …

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just stop to remind myself that at least I don't have my ex's name tattooed on my body ecard

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