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Sometimes when I find out the actual lyrics to a song …

Sometimes when I find out the actual lyrics to a song, I discover that I like my version better ecard

I’m not an alcoholic …

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties ecard

I made it through the day …

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving ecard

I’m not anti-social …

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-drama ecard

Ah Sunday a Day of Rest

Ah Sunday, a day of rest ... rest of the laundry, rest of the housework, and rest of all the other crap I didn't do this past week ecard

We’re the last generation …

We're the last generation whose baby photos weren't taken on iphones ecard

I’ll see your hot mess …

I'll see your hot mess and raise you a walking disaster ecard

Today’s interpretive dance was brought to you by …

Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by 'Spider On My Shirt'. Up next we have 'Oh Geez Where Did It Go?' ecard

Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense …

Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid ecard

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