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I’m going to take a hot shower …

I'm going to take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower but with me in it ecard

I don’t hate you …

I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence ecard

Some people were dropped on their head as a baby …

Some people were dropped on their head as a baby, others were clearly thrown in the air, hit a ceiling fan, bounced off the wall, and fell out the window ecard

Laughter is the best medicine …

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea ecard

Don’t grow up …

Don't grow up. It's a trap ecard

It’s not all about me …

It's not all about me. Just mostly ecard

May you live to be so old …

May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people ecard

Not sure if I need …

Not sure if I need sex, sleep or to punch someone in the face ecard

Me? Mature?

Me? Mature? Ha!! I will laugh when the ketchup bottle farts ecard

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