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If at first you don’t succeed …

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you ecard

I like to imagine Supreme Court …

I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream ecard

I don’t need to flirt …

I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness ecard

I’m surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby …

I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby, given the number of times I've dropped and broken my phone ecard

I have a lot of growing up to do …

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day in my fort ecard

Don’t take me for granted …

Don't take me for granted, because unlike the others, I'm not afraid to walk away ecard

I’m already planning …

I'm already planning to be an asshole on Monday ecard

Sorry, but dressing like a slut on Halloween …

Sorry, but dressing like a slut on Halloween doesn't count as a costume if you're a slut ecard

Halloween

Halloween. The day of the year that you can't judge people at Walmart ecard

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