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It’s all fun and games until the cops get called …

It's all fun and games until the cops get called. Then it's hide and seek ecard

I can never run away from my problems …

I can never run away from my problems, because my main problems are procrastination and laziness ecard

Facebook says we are friends …

Facebook says we are friends ... but trust me, I would not hesitate to punch you in the face ecard

If I won the lottery …

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first ecard

Damn right I’m good in bed …

Damn right I'm good in bed. I can stay there all day ecard

I may need to extend my lunch break …

I may need to extend my lunch break into not working here anymore ecard

The world is going to hell …

The world is going to hell, and I'm driving the bus ecard

You’re so pretty …

You're so pretty when you post pictures that look nothing like you ecard

I love everybody …

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face ecard

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