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I hope I never go to jail …

I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001 ecard

When I say ‘that’s crazy’ …

When I say 'that's crazy', 99% of the time it means I haven't been listening to a word of what you just said ecard

The first 40 years of childhood …

The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest! ecard

I don’t shave my legs for my boyfriend …

I don't shave my legs for my boyfriend. I shave my legs for the woman who gives me a pedicure ecard

If I had a dollar every time I got distracted …

If I had a dollar every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy ecard

If I make you breakfast in bed …

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need. None of this 'how did you get in my house' business ecard

The closer you get …

The closer you get, the slower I drive ecard

Coffee keeps me busy …

Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to be drunk ecard

The best thing about being older …

The best thing about being older is that I did all my stupid shit before the Internet ecard

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