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It’s so freaking cold outside …

It's so freaking cold outside I just keyed someone's car with my nipples by accident ecard

Opinions are like orgasms …

Opinions are like orgasms ... mine is more important and I don't really care if you have one ecard

Sometimes getting out of bed …

Sometimes getting out of bed just ruins the whole day ecard

I’m not stubborn …

I'm not stubborn, I'm just always right ecard

Of course I have flaws!

Of course I have flaws! But my boobs usually distract people from them ecard

You’re never childless …

You're never childless, when you have a husband ecard

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee …

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I'm going to piss off today ... and I smile ecard

Never let your friends feel lonely …

Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them all the time ecard

The divorce rate …

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing ecard

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