Getting Older

I’m not getting older

My kind of walk of shame is …

Tired isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore …

Grandma Busts a Move in Grocery Store When Her Song Comes On Over the Speakers

This charade of being …

The older I get …

I used to be able to pull all-nighters …

Most adult friendships are just figuring out …

It’s all fun and games until …

I’m not old …