Food and Drink

I drink wine because …

I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up ecard

I just rescued some wine …

I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day! ecard

Never piss off …

When I turn 80, I won’t need glasses …

When I turn 80, I won't need glasses ... I'll just drink from the bottle ecard

Tonight I tried cooking with wine …

Tonight I tried cooking with wine. After five glasses, I couldn't remember why I was even in the kitchen ecard

I’d quit drinking in a second …

I'd quit drinking in a second if I could find a more convenient way of getting all this beer into my body ecard

Billion Dollar Idea

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A little FYI …

A little FYI, I'm getting drunk with or without you ecard

Beer isn’t everything ..

Beer isn't everything. Sex must also be involved ecard

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