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Food and Drink

Decaffeinated coffee is like …

Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle ecard

Coffee: A magical substance …

Coffee: A magical substance that turns 'leave me alone' into 'good morning' ecard

If you put a crouton on your sundae …

If you put a crouton on your sundae instead of a cherry, it counts as a salad ecard

Today I will kick ass and make dreams happen …

Today I will kick ass and make dreams happen ... but first, Vodka ecard

Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds …

Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap ecard

You’re fat …

You're fat. Don't sugarcoat it cause you'll eat that too ecard

If someone tells you that you drink too much …

Listen ... If someone tells you that you drink too much, just stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life! ecard

I was supposed to have a nice body …

I was supposed to have a nice body for people to look at this summer but there is one small problem. I love food more than I love people ecard

If I didn’t drink …

If I didn't drink, how would my friends know I love them at 2 am? ecard

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