Food and Drink

According to this serving size …

According to this serving size, I'm a family of four ecard

My plan for today?

My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy ecard

May your clothes be comfy …

May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong and your Monday be short ecard

Trust me, you can dance …

Trust me, you can dance. Sincerely, Alcohol ecard

A small diet coke with your super-sized Big Mac …

A small diet coke with your super-sized Big Mac does not make us think you're any less of a fat ass ecard

I know how to tap into my inner happiness …

I know how to tap into my inner happiness. I pull out the cork and pour it into a glass ecard

Diet Day 1

Diet Day 1 - I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious ecard

I almost had an ‘I need a guy’ moment …

I almost had an 'I need a guy' moment, but then I was able to get the vodka open ecard

Sometimes I’m amazed at just how much you cant eat …

Sometimes I'm amazed at just how much you cant eat. Like, where does it all go? And how are you not full? And why the hell can't I do that?

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