Flirting

Flirting Best Practices

If you knew how much I loved you …

If you know how much I loved you ... You would probably be uncomfortable about it ecard

Yeah, I lost your number …

Yeah, I lost your number. I lost it when I hit delete ecard

I know what women want …

I know what women want! They want you to drag them to the bedroom, throw them on the bed, and do dirty dishes while they nap! ecard

If you’re talking to a guy …

If you're talking to a guy and he's only staring at your boobs, just look at his package and squint a little ecard

In the dark, it takes several minutes …

In the dark, it takes several minutes to find the hole and stick it in. Stupid phone charger ecard

You are the reason I get up every morning …

You are the reason I get up every morning. That, and I need to pee ecard

You’re my favorite cardio workout

You're my favorite cardio workout grandma ecard

It’s time to give my pillow …

It's time to give my pillow some head and my mattress some ass ... Now that's a threesome ecard

Congratulations on being man enough …

Congratulations on being man enough to handle a woman like me ecard

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