Existence

This is my existence

You would think that after this many years of sleeping, I would know of a comfortable place to put my arms

You can’t make this up – Me describing my life

I ate healthy and exercised today …

Tired isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore …

Life is like toilet paper

Everything is better when …

Asking me if I am hungry is like asking me …

I hate when I have to drive someone around …

I can’t wait to get home and …