Existence

This is my existence

In desperate need of a full body massage…

In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a trip to the Bahamas ecard

Due to unfortunate circumstances …

Due to unfortunate circumstances I am awake ecard

I dont need to be stupid rich …

I dont need to be stupid rich just change my oil when supposed to rich ecard

I hate housework …

I hate housework make the beds do the dishes and then six months later have to do it all over again ecard

If you are happy and you know it …

If youre happy and you know it its your meds ecard

Not one to brag but totally got out of bed today

I'm not one to brag but I totally got out of bed today ecard

I’m losing my mind but as long as I keep the part that tells me to pee I should be ok

I'm losing my mind but as long as I keep the part that tells me to pee I should be ok ecard

Lord grant me strength …

Lord grant me strength accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and friends to post my bail when I finally snap ecard

Someone just honked …

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead ecard

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