Existence

This is my existence

Just when you think you can make ends meet …

Just when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends ecard

People keep telling me that the ‘right person’ will come along …

People keep telling me that the 'right person' will come along. I think that person got hit by a bus or something ecard

Ah Sunday a Day of Rest

Ah Sunday, a day of rest ... rest of the laundry, rest of the housework, and rest of all the other crap I didn't do this past week ecard

I’ll see your hot mess …

I'll see your hot mess and raise you a walking disaster ecard

Today’s interpretive dance was brought to you by …

Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by 'Spider On My Shirt'. Up next we have 'Oh Geez Where Did It Go?' ecard

I’m worried that if I give up smoking …

I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering ecard

I was supposed to go to anger management classes …

I was supposed to go to anger management classes but those people just piss me off ecard

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