Existence

This is my existence

I wake up everyday planning to be productive …

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says 'Haha good one!' and we laugh and take a nap ecard

Time is precious …

Time is precious. Waste it away.

Sometimes I question my sanity …

Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies ecard

I love how coffee tricks me …

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes ecard

I’m not even on drugs …

I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle …

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then is never found again ecard

I got 99 problems …

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them ecard

I’m getting really sick of …

I'm getting really sick of underwear and responsibilities ecard

Everything I like is either expensive …

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won't text me back ecard

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