Existence

This is my existence

Sometimes I’m amazed at just how much you cant eat …

Sometimes I'm amazed at just how much you cant eat. Like, where does it all go? And how are you not full? And why the hell can't I do that?

Been there, done that …

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn ecard

So much to do …

So much to do ... So little desire to do it ecard

Every time I think I have my ducks all in a row …

Every time I think I have my ducks all in a row, the damn ducks waddle off in all directions ecard

That awkward moment when you come home …

That awkward moment when you come home, look in the mirror and think 'Did I look like this all day?' ecard

Someday we’ll look back on this …

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh awkwardly and change the subject ecard

I just told the monster under my bed …

I just told the monster under my bed, that rent is due ecard

In case I don’t make it through this …

In case I don't make it through this ... Can I have my straight jacket in pink? ecard

I don’t have the energy …

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today ecard

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