Existence

This is my existence

Please excuse me …

Please excuse me while I overreact irrationally ecard

I don’t ride …

I don't ride on the crazy train, I drive it ecard

Hang on …

Hang on. Let me overthink this ecard

Well, I’ve finally reached the wonder years …

Well, I've finally reached the wonder years ... Wonder where my car is parked? Wonder where I left my phone? Wonder what day it is? ecard

I told my relatives …

I told my relatives to think before they speak, and I haven't heard a word from them since ecard

When I get a headache …

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle ecard

You know what would make house cleaning way more fun?

You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid ecard

Sometimes when I open my mouth …

Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out ecard

I have a feeling I will be famous one day …

I have a feeling I will be famous one day. Have you ever seen the show 'Snapped'? ecard

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