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Existence

This is my existence

I no longer have the energy …

I no longer have the energy to complain about how old I feel ecard

Sometimes I get nervous …

Sometimes I get nervous that I haven't done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV ecard

I hate it when I plan my day …

I hate it when I plan my day and no one follows it ecard

Sometimes I drink water …

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

I used to care …

I used to care but now I have a pill for that ecard

Growing up is when …

Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival ecard

Shit’s about to get fancy

Shit's about to get fancy ecard

You can only read …

You can only read so many inspirational quotes before you realize its all crap, and life still sucks ecard

Sometimes success …

Sometimes success is just getting the laundry into the dryer before the mildew sets in ecard

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