Existence

This is my existence

If I have to put pants on …

If I have to put pants on, the answer is no ecard

My hairstyle is called ‘I tried’

My hairstyle is called 'I tried' ecard

This charade of being …

This charade of being a responsible adult has gone long enough ecard

I can tell today is going to be …

I can tell today is going to be a 'does not play well with others' kind of day ecard

Story of my life …

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyways ecard

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone and ignore them like all the other adults

I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone and ignore them like all the other adults ecard

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and improve your life …

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and improve your life but then after 5 minutes, it's like yea, that's not happening ecard

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented …

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented I forgot where I was going with this ecard

Today has been cancelled …

Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed ecard

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