Existence

This is my existence

My scale is trying to make me feel fat again …

My scale is trying to make me feel fat again. That jealous, lying whore ecard

I look both ways before crossing a one way street …

I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That's how little faith I have left in humanity ecard

But I don’t want to get up …

But I don't want to get up and be an adult today ecard

Well that’s a level of incompetent …

Well that's a level of incompetent we've not seen before ecard

I don’t want to leave my house …

I don't want to leave my house. Everyone is so stupid out there ecard

Someone called me lazy today …

Someone called me lazy today, and I almost replied ecard

Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee …

Can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka or two weeks of sleep ecard

Whenever you feel stupid, just remember …

Whenever you feel stupid, just remember there are people outside looking for Pokemon ecard

You know what I like about people?

You know what I like about people? Their pets ecard

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