Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

Some say there aren’t enough days in the week …

Some say there aren't enough days in the week, I believe there aren't enough days in the weekend ecard

My kids are always accusing me …

my kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because i don't really like any of them ecard

I swear because …

I swear because gosh darn it and meanie head just don't cover it ecard

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for the rest of your life …

Of course I’m an organ donor …

of course im an organ donor who wouldnt want a piece of this ecard

The best murder weapon would be …

the best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it ecard

If I could give naps for presents …

if i could give naps for presents i would and everyone would love me ecard

My secret talent is …

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything ecard

I hate when I write a sarcastic Facebook status …

i hate when i write a sarcastic facebook status and someone who doesn't speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin it ecard

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