Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

I’m not an alcoholic …

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties ecard

I’m not anti-social …

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-drama ecard

We’re the last generation …

We're the last generation whose baby photos weren't taken on iphones ecard

Someone needs to develop a social network …

Someone needs to develop a social network for people who can't spell and have no concept of grammar. They can call it 'Fasebuk' ecard meme

I’m worried that if I give up smoking …

I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering ecard

I have great taste …

I have great taste. I just don't have the money to prove it ecard

I was supposed to go to anger management classes …

I was supposed to go to anger management classes but those people just piss me off ecard

Whenever I’m having a bad day …

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just stop to remind myself that at least I don't have my ex's name tattooed on my body ecard

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