Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

You’re never too old …

You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking ecard

Laughter is the best medicine …

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea ecard

I once won an argument with a woman …

I once won an argument with a woman ... in a dream I had ecard

I’d be more inclined to grow up …

I'd be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked for everyone else ecard

I hate when people say ‘Nice to meet you’ …

I hate when people say 'Nice to meet you' before I've even said anything. How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole ecard

That embarrassing moment …

That embarrassing moment when you realize that person isn't waving at you ecard

I didn’t fall …

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug ecard

The problem with political jokes …

The problem with political jokes is they get elected ecard

Sometimes when I find out the actual lyrics to a song …

Sometimes when I find out the actual lyrics to a song, I discover that I like my version better ecard

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