Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

In dog beers …

In dog beers ... I've only had one ecard

If stress burned calories …

If stress burned calories, I would be a super model ecard

Children are often spoiled …

Children are often spoiled because no one will spank grandma ecard

Therapy helps …

Therapy helps but screaming obscenities is much cheaper and more fun ecard

Instead of getting married again …

Instead of getting married again, I'm just going to find a man I hate and take his house ecard

Childhood is like being drunk …

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you ecard

When someone yells stop …

When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen ecard

People who say they sleep like a baby …

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one ecard

I’m not a shopaholic …

I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just helping the economy ecard

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