Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

If I had a dollar every time I got distracted …

If I had a dollar every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy ecard

The best thing about being older …

The best thing about being older is that I did all my stupid shit before the Internet ecard

It’s all fun and games until the cops get called …

It's all fun and games until the cops get called. Then it's hide and seek ecard

I like to imagine Supreme Court …

I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream ecard

I’m surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby …

I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby, given the number of times I've dropped and broken my phone ecard

I have a lot of growing up to do …

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day in my fort ecard

You say I’m dirty minded …

You say I'm dirty minded but how did you understand what I meant? ecard

My neighbors listen to very good music …

My neighbors listen to very good music whether they like it or not ecard

If someday we all go to prison for downloading music …

If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us by music genre ecard

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