Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

I’m so old, I remember …

I'm so old, I remember when 'friends' were people that showed up at my door and I did stuff with ecard

I never grew up …

I never grew up. I just learned how to act in public ecard

To me drink responsibly …

To me drink responsibly means don't spill it ecard

My death will probably be caused …

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time ecard

Mornings happen …

Mornings happen at the absolute worst time of the day ecard

I consider on time …

I consider on time to be when I get there ecard

I hope I never go to jail …

I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001 ecard

When I say ‘that’s crazy’ …

When I say 'that's crazy', 99% of the time it means I haven't been listening to a word of what you just said ecard

I don’t shave my legs for my boyfriend …

I don't shave my legs for my boyfriend. I shave my legs for the woman who gives me a pedicure ecard

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