Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

Today’s generation will never get to know the satisfaction of …

Today's generation will never get to know the satisfaction of slamming down the phone during an angry hangup ecard

There are two types of people in the world …

There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm 2. Idiots ecard

I got expelled from school on pajama day …

I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked ecard

Been there, done that …

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn ecard

So much to do …

So much to do ... So little desire to do it ecard

I feel young until …

I feel young until I'm around high school kids. Then I'm like, nope ... I'm old ecard

Decaffeinated coffee is like …

Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle ecard

It’s time to give my pillow …

It's time to give my pillow some head and my mattress some ass ... Now that's a threesome ecard

Sometimes I get road rage …

Sometimes I get road rage from standing in line ecard

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