Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

The first thing I do when I get home …

The first thing I do when I get home is make myself look as publicly unacceptable as possible ecard

That awkward moment …

That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop ecard

I don’t go crazy …

I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time ecard

I’m in therapy …

I'm in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy ecard

I’m not quiet …

I'm not quiet ... I'm plotting ecard

I know how to tap into my inner happiness …

I know how to tap into my inner happiness. I pull out the cork and pour it into a glass ecard

I need a vacation but I’m flat broke …

I need a vacation but I'm flat broke. I wonder how far a bottle of wine can take me ecard

I made it from the bed to the couch …

I made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now ecard

Common sense is like deodorant …

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it ecard

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