Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

I have a feeling I will be famous one day …

I have a feeling I will be famous one day. Have you ever seen the show 'Snapped'? ecard

I get paid to be nice at work …

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free ecard

When I turn 80, I won’t need glasses …

When I turn 80, I won't need glasses ... I'll just drink from the bottle ecard

Facebook needs …

Facebook needs a 'Why you lying' button ecard

I know the voices aren’t real …

I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas ecard

When I’m at the store and getting something …

When I'm at the store and getting something. I grab the one behind it because I think there's something wrong with the one in front ecard

I don’t know how people can fake whole relationships …

I don't know how people can fake whole relationships. I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like ecard

I’d quit drinking in a second …

I'd quit drinking in a second if I could find a more convenient way of getting all this beer into my body ecard

Now you understand why …

Now you understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up ecard

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