Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

I need a job where …

I need a job where I work one hour a week and get paid a thousand dollars a minute ecard

I have always wanted to walk up to a stranger …

I have always wanted to walk up to a stranger, hand him a briefcase and whisper, 'You know what to do' and walk away ecard

I could use …

I could use a foot massage, three donuts and an orgasm ecard

I drink wine because …

I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up ecard

That awkward moment when …

That awkward moment when you're singing a song you sang often as a child, and you suddenly understand the lyrics ecard

I’m still kinda pissed …

I'm still kinda pissed they never actually told us how to get to Sesame Street ecard

A quick shout out to slugs …

A quick shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does, without a helmet ecard

Sometimes when I open my mouth …

Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out ecard

If I was a ghost …

If I was a ghost, I'd go to people's houses that have OCD and tilt all the pictures on the walls ecard

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