Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

Spilling a full beer is the adult equivalent of …

Spilling a full beer is the adult equivalent of accidentally letting go of a balloon ecard

When someone says ‘I forgot to eat’, I think …

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be some special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating ecard

I do many things well …

I do many things well. None of which generate income ecard

The best nicknames …

The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have ecard

I must have an amazing butt …

I must have an amazing butt. Every time I walk away from someone, I hear them whisper 'what an ass' ecard

I want in a job time to sit and read, take a nap and snack …

I want in a job time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten ecard

Do you ever start your period and think …

Do you ever start your period and think ... 'well that explains a lot ...' ecard

I’d like to think money wouldn’t change me …

I'd like to think money wouldn't change me yet when I'm winning in Monopoly, I'm a terrible person ecard

If you don’t terrify people a little bit …

If you don't terrify people a little bit, then what's the point ecard

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