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Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

Why yes I will spend 50 more dollars to avoid paying 3 dollars for shipping

Why yes I will spend 50 more dollars to avoid paying 3 dollars for shipping ecard

It’s 10 am and I’ve already eaten breakfast, lunch and dinner

It's 10 am and I've already eaten breakfast, lunch and dinner ecard

Do you ever get second hand embarrassment so badly from a book you’re reading or a show you’re watching that you have to cover your eyes for a minute?

Do you ever get second hand embarrassment so badly from a book you're reading or a show you're watching that you have to cover your eyes for a minute?

You discover a bruise, and the first thing you do is think ‘How did I get this?’ The second thing you do? Poke it

You discover a bruise, and the first thing you do is think 'How did I get this?' The second thing you do? Poke it ecard

You would think that after this many years of sleeping, I would know of a comfortable place to put my arms

You would think that after this many years of sleeping, I would know of a comfortable place to put my arms ecard

Mostly I just …

97 percent of my poor decisions are …

As soon as someone invents a time machine …

My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart and …

My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart and then slowly putting everything back ecard

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