Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Wititudes

Paychecks weekends and unsatisfying men have a lot in common …

I am so hungry I could eat my own cooking

So if we lie to the government it’s a felony. But if they lie to us, it’s politics

Do I run? Yes. I run out of money

I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I’m comfortable with that

It took all my willpower but I finally quit dieting

I still think 1990 …

There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else

If you can finish your shampoo bottle at the same time as your conditioner, you are truly gifted