Advice

The best advice money can’t buy

I hate being tickled …

Instead of cleaning the house, I just watch an episode of Hoarders …

Her nagging is a sign …

What happens at Grandma’s never happened!

Answering your cell when …

If you can finish your shampoo bottle at the same time as your conditioner, you are truly gifted

Next time someone asks you how much you weigh …

Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with

Oh, no one is judging you. That’s just your conscience talking