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According to my nipples …

According to my nipples, there's a 99 percent chance cold as fuck outside ecard

Part of me says cant keep drinking like this …

Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says "Don't listen to her shes drunk" ecard

You call it road rage …

You call it "Road Rage", I call it aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to drive ecard

Walmart because Target …

Walmart because Target requires taking a shower ecard

Dont trust people who dislike tacos …

Dont trust people who dislike tacos they probably are not human ecard

Here’s an idea …

Here's an idea ... Let's stop making stupid people famous ecard

My alone time …

My alone time is for everyone's safety ecard

We are sorry but your request for victim status has been denied …

We are sorry but your request for victim status has been denied. You are being referred to the Big Girl Panties department. Please stand by. ecard

I did a cartwheel the other day thinking …

I did a cartwheel the other day thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not ecard

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