Advice

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Honey, you will learn that life is too short …

Honey, you will learn that life is too short to drink cheap beer and dance with ugly men ecard

Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds …

Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap ecard

You’re fat …

You're fat. Don't sugarcoat it cause you'll eat that too ecard

If someone tells you that you drink too much …

Listen ... If someone tells you that you drink too much, just stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life! ecard

Instead of a sign that says ‘Do not disturb’ …

Instead of a sign that says 'Do not disturb', I need one that says 'Already disturbed, proceed with caution'

If you don’t like my opinion of you …

If you don't like my opinion of you ... Improve yourself ecard

Facts About Me

Facts About Me: There's a good chance the thoughts in my head will exit my mouth! Don't say I didn't warn you! ecard

Time is precious …

Time is precious. Waste it away.

Single women aren’t really that hard to figure out …

Single women aren't really that hard to figure out. Either we like you enough to shave or we don't ecard

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