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Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty ecard

I always carry a little crazy with me …

I always carry a little crazy with me, you never know when you might need it ecard

Whenever you feel stupid, just remember …

Whenever you feel stupid, just remember there are people outside looking for Pokemon ecard

Calories? You mean delicious points

Calories? You mean delicious points ecard

Once you learn how to close your mouth …

Once you learn how to close your mouth, maybe you can work on those legs ecard

I don’t chase anyone …

I don't chase anyone. Wanna walk out of my life? There's the door. Hell, I'll even hold it for you ecard

My liquid diet is going beautifully …

My liquid diet is going beautifully. After 5 glasses of wine, I no longer care how fat I am ecard

Coffee isn’t just a drink …

Coffee isn't just a drink. It's a cup of sanity ecard

Of course size matters …

Of course size matters. Nobody wants a small cup of coffee ecard

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